"average bisexual sleeps with 30 people per year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average bisexual sleeps with maybe 1 to 3 people per year. Georg Lord Byron, who self-exiles from puritannical england & sleeps with 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Happy Monday! Let’s give away some stuff! Let’s hear it for the bullet-point list of relevant info!
- Rebagel with your username and lair id!
- You do not have to be following me!
- Likes don’t count, only one entry per person~
- Ends today, September 22 at 20:00 FR time!!
Good luck and have a really stellar week! :D
Okay retcon for those of you disappointed that Brax was not in the new ep:
- karabraxos is braxiatel
- he fucked up a regneration and turned into someone other than miles richardson
- this was very embarrassing so he decided to leave the collection until he regenerated again
- (side note: brax is, like all gallifreyans, genderless. he uses he/him/his pronouns because they let him blend in easier on earth)
- but brax is still brax so he sets up a bank to collect
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- brax is still suspicious so he clones himself (again)
- they’re not particularly intelligent (again)
- but hey, they’re supposed to run the bank (also again)
- and then towards the end of his regeneration, he calls the doctor
- "hey I’m alive, wanna rob my bank?"
- it’s perfect because it’s simultaneously this MASSIVE prank on the doctor (dude, i ran you around for a day and you didn’t work it out until i told you) and it’s a way to keep the doctor harmlessly amused
(credit here to charamei)
THIS MAKES IT ALL BETTER. THANK YOU FOR THIS.
Girl don’t like boys girls like nonbinary Time Lords and Looms
Happy Starfall! Coincidentally, it is also my birthday. ~Yay~
So, to celebrate, it’s giveaway time! Because why not?
- 500,000 raw, sparkly treasure
- 1000 shiny gems
- One Corsair bundle for all your pirate needs
- Two eggs of your choice
- 4000 total food points of any food combination
Five prizes means five winners, all drawn by RNG. The first person drawn will win the first prize, second person will win second prize, and so on.
- Reblog with your FR name and ID, as standard
- Reblogs only, please (makes it easier on me, so please no likes!!)
- This ends on 9/21/2014 at 21:00 FR time, aka 24 hours from now.
That should be everything! Feel free to send me questions if you need clarification. Thank you, and good luck getting those magical shards.
Ninjakitten, #35151. Happy birthday! :D
Happy birthday! C:
Starfall Giveaway! Just your basic giveaway here because I’m crazy excited about the festival. There will be several!! prizes!!! Awarded randomly!!
Prize 1, an Arcane Ambassador!
Prize 2, A CURSED PLUSHIE THAT TURNS YOUR DRAGON INTO A FAE
Prize 3, A free magic spell performed by Abraham (he is highly qualified)
A treasure gene scroll of your choice!
Prize 4, An item summoned through a mystical portal using MAGIC CRYSTALS
A gem marketplace apparel or familiar of your choice! (no bundles)
Prize 5, WING DEFORMITY CAUSED BY EXPOSURE TO STARFALL RADIATION
Prize 6, an orphan dragon raised by owls???
Reblog your username and ID to win! You can only win one of the above prizes and they are chosen randomly! HAPPY STARFALL CELEBRATION EVERYBODY
oops, let’s try with the right blog
Ninjakitten, #35151. I love the descriptions. :D
Thank you! C:
steamworkBlue, #54565! thanks~
Yeah I wasn’t really expecting it but I was still disappointed. But then every episode I hope for like, the Master or Narvin or the Rani and I am always disappointed, so
I share your pain *hug of the BFA old timey fans*
I /know/ I was so disappointed
HUGE missed opportunity. Not that I really expected it to happen given Moffat and his team only remember the rest of the Whoniverse when it suits them, but still.