Now With Twice as Much Lemon!

Now With Twice as Much Lemon!

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bogmilk:

first the aesthetic generator….. now the fursona generator!! if u have ever wondered what your fursona would be or you want a change, now u can discover the fursona Of Your Dreams…. (warning for some body horror text!)

i am going to draw ALL of these

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Filed under AW YISS angelic dragon. when you see it you are filled with an ancient fear. it is a superwholock blogger. disturbingly accurate but I like how terrifying I am well done me

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themindprobe replied to your post “themindprobe replied to your post “Tagged by timelordsandkittens and…”

*stern look*

Fiiiine…

Just for Katie

  1. My car’s not super fast, but if you don’t accelerate on an on-ramp, so help me god, I will zoom past you so fast your eyes will water. And don’t EVEN talk to me if you can’t figure out how to fucking merge : | Do not stay in the god damn right hand lane when you MERGE onto the highway! >:C
  2. Git is probably my favorite insult that I’ve appropriated into an endearment
  3. I’ve had one day of Medieval Lit class and I am genuinely tempted to turn myself into a Middle English lit expert instead of 19th century, it’s that much fun
  4. So I spent 80% of my hundred dollar amazon gift card on books for this semester. The other 20% was spent on: Beauty by Robin McKinley because I needed comfort fiction, a beginner’s anal plug, and an average sized dildo. These are all things that I now own.
  5. I am never taking the flower crown off of my icon. Never. I don’t even care. Haters to the left.
  6. Erections in tight pants = the hottest thing ever

Filed under themindprobe NSFW? TMI? I don't even care NOW YOU KNOW about me I hope you're happy Katie I have shared my deepest darkest driving secrets with you

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helarniasdragons:

snowygyr:

Hello FR friends! I’ve just about finished this reptile accent and looking for female snaps to test it on.
Anyone have any volunteers? Would like to be pinged when the accent is submitted?

This is so cute! I would love to be pinged - Helarnia, 28144 please.:)

I’ve got some Snappers ladies who would be willing volunteers c: LemonSqueezy, 45481

helarniasdragons:

snowygyr:

Hello FR friends! I’ve just about finished this reptile accent and looking for female snaps to test it on.

Anyone have any volunteers? Would like to be pinged when the accent is submitted?

This is so cute! I would love to be pinged - Helarnia, 28144 please.:)

I’ve got some Snappers ladies who would be willing volunteers c: LemonSqueezy, 45481

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Tagged by timelordsandkittens and themindprobe

ONCE YOU GET THIS YOU HAVE TO SHARE 6 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF AND THEN TAG YOUR 6 FAVORITES

  1. I find Peter Capaldi exponentially more attractive than Matt Smith. This… isn’t a very interesting fact, it’s just been on my mind since watching Deep Breath.
  2. I would probably look a lot prettier if I wore make up every day, but I’m just too lazy to put it on.
  3. You know that gum addiction everyone goes through in middle school? Yeah I never grew out of that. *chewchewchew*
  4. I’ve just started my graduate studies this week… I forgot to notify everybody, whoops ^^; And I now think I was suicidal when I even considered taking 4 classes instead of 3 ^^;
  5. I always wanted long hair so I could put it up in all sorts of fascinating ways. Now that it’s long, I don’t do anything with it and I’m considering bobbing it or getting a pixie cut or something.
  6. My first, middle, and last names all have 6 letters in them. I am Satan. All hail me.

Tagging: harrysaxonpm; mellielee; cookiepianos; asparklethatisblue; thisisgallifrey; ferntree

Filed under tig tag timelordsandkittens themindprobe harrysaxonpm mellielee cookiepianos asparklethatisblue thisisgallifrey ferntree tagging tag thing look I did it! And I got tagged twice that means I'm popular right?

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velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

(Source: littlemixens, via thelulusoldier)

Filed under I smell an excuse for sexism

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I think one thing you can do to help your friends who are depressed is to reach out to them not in the spirit of helping, but in the spirit of liking them and wanting their company. “I’m here to help if you ever need me” is good to know, but hard to act on, especially when you’re in a dark place. Specific, ongoing, pleasure-based invitations are much easier to absorb. “I’m here. Let’s go to the movies. Or stay in and order takeout and watch some dumb TV.” “I’m having a party, it would be really great if you could come for a little while.” Ask them for help with things you know they are good at and like doing, so there is reciprocity and a way for them to contribute. “Will you come over Sunday and help me clear my closet of unfashionable and unflattering items? I trust your eye.” “Will you read this story I wrote and help me fix the dialogue?” “Want to make dinner together? You chop, I’ll assemble.” “I am going glasses shopping and I need another set of eyes.” Remind yourself why you like this person, and in the process, remind them that they are likable and worth your time and interest.

Talk to the parts of the person that aren’t being eaten by the depression. Make it as easy as possible to make and keep plans, if you have the emotional resources to be the initiator and to meet your friends a little more than halfway. If the person turns down a bunch of invitations in a row because (presumably) they don’t have the energy to be social, respect their autonomy by giving it a month or two and then try again. Keep the invitations simple; “Any chance we could have breakfast Saturday?” > “ARE YOU AVOIDING ME BECAUSE YOU’RE DEPRESSED OR BECAUSE YOU HATE ME I AM ONLY TRYING TO HELP YOU.” “I miss you and I want to see you” > “I’m worried about you.” A depressed person is going to have a shame spiral about how their shame is making them avoid you and how that’s giving them more shame, which is making them avoid you no matter what you do. No need for you to call attention to it. Just keep asking. “I want to see you” “Let’s do this thing.” “If you are feeling low, I understand, and I don’t want to impose on you, but I miss your face. Please come have coffee with me.” “Apology accepted. ApologIES accepted. So. Gelato and Outlander?”

#613: How do I reach out to my friends who have depression? | Captain Awkward

P.S. A lot of people with depression and other mental illnesses have trouble making decisions or choosing from a bunch of different options. “Wanna get dinner at that pizza place on Tuesday night?” is a LOT easier to answer than “So wanna hang out sometime? What do you want to do?”

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Filed under depression good advice because I never know what to do when my friends are depressed especially when after they decline I'm never sure if I should just stop asking or if I should pester them :/ it seems rude to continually plead with someone to do a thing with you if they've said no and I would not pester a non-depressed person so should I keep repeating the invitation or let it go? I suppose it depends on the person and the level of their depression :/

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cookiepianos:

fuckyeahmaster:

slashlord-victorious:

There’s one thing that confuses me about the Master though.

His most recent appearance (or as far as I know of) before Utopia was in the Doctor Who 1996 movie. Now, the whole premise of that movie was the Master trying to steal the Doctor’s regenerations so he could live longer, because as said in the beginning, he had “used all twelve of his regenerations”, and even had to take a human named Bruce as a host because he was reduced to a slime form. But, the ultimately failed when he refused to take the Doctor’s hand when he got sucked in the eye of the TARDIS and supposedly died.

However, despite his “death”, he made a reappearance in New Who as Professor Yana, who when reintroduced to his Time Lord memories, became himself again and regenerated when he was shot. Also, in The End of Time, it was implied that he fought in the Time War and that they sent him away in the final days for compensation (perhaps in human form to insure he wouldn’t try anything funny before they needed him).

Now, this raises three questions:

If the Master did survive getting sucked into the TARDIS, how did he regain Time Lord form if he was out of regenerations (not to mention that the Daleks incinerated him, reducing him to ash)? Second, how did he get back to Gallifrey to fight the Time War? And lastly, how did he regenerate after he was shot if he was out of regenerations in the first place?

I don’t know; this is an immense plot hole and it’s driving me insane. I thought I’d point it out to see if there’s anything that explains this that I’m missing.

I believe stuff happens between the movie and Utopia in the audios, but I’m currently unable to listen to those so I can’t really give you any info on that. However, it is explained in the show itself that the Time Lords resurrected the Master to fight in the Time War, so he would obviously have a new set of regenerations.

(Spoilers for the audio ‘Mastermind’)

  • Prior to his execution by the Daleks he placed a ‘Death Worm Morphant’ into his consciousness to ensure his survival, which is the ‘snake’ we see slithering around and entering Bruce’s body
  • The Death Worm also helped his consciousness to survive in the Eye of Harmony - he remained there for an unknown period of time, eventually managing to escape the TARDIS in a form of gas
  • Once he had escaped the TARDIS he was stuck on Earth, forced to continue taking over human bodies until they grew too weak, until UNIT finally caught and imprisoned him
  • Ruth and Charlie are idiots who accidentally let him out

So yeah, that’s as much as this issue is addressed in the audios, as far as I know - it explains how he survived Dalek execution and being sucked into the Eye of Harmony, along with what he was doing during the years after. It ends with him escaping imprisonment in a ‘crispy’ state, but that’s as far as it goes; after that I assume the Time Lords found him again when he was needed and gave him a new body and set of regenerations, as I’m sure something is said along the lines of “The Time Lords resurrected me to be the perfect warrior in the Time War”

Honestly, whether the Master survived or died after the Eighth Doctor movie or Mastermind doesn’t really matter.

During the Time War, it’s explicitly stated in Sound of Drums, he was resurrected. This means that he WAS dead, definitively, the end. AND it means that they didn’t just give him a new body to house himself in, it was a real, proper Time Lord body of his very own with a full set of regenerations and all.

You see, the Time Lords have this thing called the Matrix (no relation, I promise). And the Matrix stores information about everyone and everything from every time period ever. This includes biodata. It is from the Master’s matrix data, not a body (or ashes probably) that he is resurrected.

Also another note: Delgado is canonically and explicitly stated to be the Master’s final regeneration from the get go. So, even without the Death Worm Morphant, the Master has a habit of body hopping. Imagine Crispy as sort of a Voldie-ghost type thing, you remember? Just the desperation to hang onto life is left, even though there’s not much life left to live. Eventually he possesses Tremas and the Tremas personality becomes subsumed by the Master almost instantaneously. And the Master survives in his meat house for a LONG time. The Death Worm Morphant business was honestly probably unneeded, he would have found a way to possess a new body anyway through sheer force of will. But the Worm provides a handy and “believable” plot device, so, there you have it.

Filed under Doctor Who meta The Master He was dead for a VERY long time and was still running around after the Doctor It's best not to question and just accept it Because there will never be a full or permanent explanation to how or why He's just conveniently dead part of the time and conveniently alive part of the time Whatever suits the Doctor at the time